Archionsi's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 231 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,980 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Auto-Assault Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Bloodsport Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Call A Plumber Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy Unlocked 5/2/18
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Filming Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Mercy Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love Unlocked 5/1/18
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? Unlocked 4/21/18
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Have A Seat Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Mega Blast Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power Unlocked 5/2/18
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Robopopped Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Sneaky Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spiffy Supporter Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code Unlocked 5/1/18
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 4/21/18
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
A Winner Is Me Unlocked 5/1/18
25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Anger Issues Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Krang Bang Unlocked 5/1/18
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Manhandled Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed Unlocked 5/1/18
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 4/21/18
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper Unlocked 5/1/18
25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power Unlocked 5/1/18
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Barf-O-Rama Unlocked 5/2/18
50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
It's So Bad Unlocked 5/2/18
50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin Unlocked 5/1/18
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 59/100 (780/2,000 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Shrooms are Bouncy Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Foe Bouncer Unlocked 7/28/19
10 Points
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler Unlocked 7/28/19
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 8/23/17
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 8/23/17
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 7/30 (55/600 points)

Apples in the Tree

Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 10/28/17
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Children of the Grave 5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Dreamer 10 Points You dream your life away
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

Total Noob Unlocked 9/9/17
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 9/9/17
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Adrian 5 Points Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... 5 Points Reach 40,000 Distance.
Appolo 10 Points Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League 10 Points Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob 10 Points Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd 10 Points Reach 600 Speed.
Col. Mustard 25 Points [?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Drago 25 Points Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious 25 Points Reach 700 Speed.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Homerunesque 25 Points Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo 25 Points Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
Still a little Noobish 25 Points Get your team to level 15.
Theo Kojak 25 Points Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points Get your team to level 20
Rocky 50 Points Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek 50 Points Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? 50 Points Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points Get your team to level 25.
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
TCB in a Flash 100 Points Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 8/23/17
10 Points
Wololo.
Cool Story Bro Unlocked 8/23/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lazarus Unlocked 4/1/18
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 4/1/18
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 4/13/20
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.

Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 8/23/17
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
I Like Swords 10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer 10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag 10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter 10 Points Kill 300 enemies in total.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Sniper 10 Points Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/600 points)

Custom Stick RPG

Barbarian Unlocked 4/1/18
10 Points
Win a fight only using melee attacks.
Critical Finish 5 Points Finish a fight with less than 15% health.
Wait I Wasn't Ready 5 Points Lose a fight to an enemy 1 or more levels lower than you.
Bravery 10 Points Win a Fight without Healing Once
Cautios Healer 10 Points Finish a Fight with above 85% Health
Mega Caster 10 Points Win a fight only using spells.
Heavy Hitter 25 Points Deal over 20% Damage to the enemy in 1 hit
Novice Player 25 Points Reach level 10
Quick Kill 50 Points Beat an enemy 2 or more levels higher than you in less than 5 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/150 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 10/28/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 10/28/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

300 Damage Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Art Appreciator Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Chicken Molester Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Blood Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Keys Unlock Stuff Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Limits Were Broken Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
New Skill Found Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Panty Thief Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Slime Cat Unlocked 7/21/19
5 Points
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Start the Game Already Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Used Cut Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Strength Unlocked 3/31/18
5 Points
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Water Conducts Unlocked 7/28/19
5 Points
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Level 10 Unlocked 7/28/19
10 Points
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Monster Hunter Unlocked 7/28/19
10 Points
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Zoology Student Unlocked 7/28/19
10 Points
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 3/31/18
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Digging Too Deep Unlocked 7/28/19
25 Points
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
The Gang's All Here Unlocked 7/28/19
25 Points
Find all of your missing party members.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 26/76 (205/1,200 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Berzerker's Rage Unlocked 4/13/20
5 Points
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Conductive Status Unlocked 4/13/20
5 Points
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Confusion Unlocked 4/13/20
5 Points
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
Instant Knowledge Unlocked 4/11/20
5 Points
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Limits Broken Unlocked 4/11/20
5 Points
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Mercy Unlocked 4/11/20
5 Points
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
No Mercy Unlocked 4/11/20
5 Points
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Slave Trader Unlocked 4/11/20
5 Points
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Beast Tamer Unlocked 4/11/20
10 Points
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Cat Person Unlocked 4/11/20
10 Points
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Not Pok*mon Unlocked 4/13/20
10 Points
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Wandering Out Unlocked 4/11/20
10 Points
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
What Game? Unlocked 4/11/20
10 Points
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Where's Satan? Unlocked 4/11/20
10 Points
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
100K Damage 5 Points Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
10K Damage 5 Points Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
1K Damage 5 Points Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
Art Connoisseur 5 Points View a fine piece of framed artwork.
Back Attack 5 Points What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Bonus Skills 5 Points Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Cooling Off 5 Points And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Disarmed 5 Points Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Family Roots 5 Points Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Fog of War 5 Points Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Freebie 5 Points Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Give 100% 5 Points Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Owned 5 Points Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
RIP in Peace 5 Points Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Roid Rage 5 Points Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Second Chance 5 Points Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Secret Farm 5 Points Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Secret Soundboard 5 Points Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Sometimes Invincible 5 Points Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Unusual Torture 5 Points Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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1M Damage 10 Points Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Book Worm 10 Points Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Child Minder 10 Points Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Code Breaker 10 Points Discover one of several secret codes.
Dim Depths 10 Points The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Eagle Eye 10 Points Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
EXP Pipeline 10 Points Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Generic Holiday 10 Points Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Helping Hand 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Like a Bird 10 Points Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Nice Guy 10 Points Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Public Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Seduction 10 Points Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Upgrade Complete 10 Points Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Video Games 10 Points Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
10M Damage 25 Points Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Boss's Boss 25 Points Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Burning Soul 25 Points Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Cartographer 25 Points Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Firewood 25 Points Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Golden God 25 Points Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
None Are Safe 25 Points Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Over the Wall 25 Points Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
Party Hard 25 Points A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Pop Eye 25 Points Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Quest Cuck 25 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Secret World 25 Points Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Squishy 25 Points Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
Swamped 25 Points I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Triple Death 25 Points Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
X-Ray Goggles 25 Points Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Alien Landscape 50 Points Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Arctic Expedition 50 Points Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Bash the Fash 50 Points Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Chest Grabber 50 Points Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Forgotten Myths 50 Points Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
River Rapids 50 Points Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
The Cat King 50 Points Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Determination 100 Points Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
None Are Free 100 Points Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Reformat 100 Points Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Ultimate Hero 100 Points Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
World Saved? 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Medals Earned: 14/83 (100/1,700 points)